Harry Potter and the annoying kids – chapter 6

"We smell happiness…" said old and bearded man.
"…and I don't like happiness" said his Parrot. They were hunters, but they had colorful parrots, only one leg, one eye, eye-patches and other interesting things, that they stole from pirates yesterday.
"Shhh! Now is perfect time for our theme song…" said another thousand-year-old with captain's hat.

Piano was brought in as soon as family blinked. Hunters formed a ring around upright piano and Parrot landed on piano keys. One of music lovers whispered: "One, two, three, four…"
Lights went out and house sunk into sweet melody.

"Stop. Stop. Stop." Ginny said with waving hands. "Guys, what are you doing? Who are you? And why you're daubing my carpet?"
"We are traveling hunters group from Lithuania. We're lost like refugees. We are refugees. Will you help us?"

"That doesn't explain the fact why you are singing." noticed oldest Potter.
"Well… We… Piano… Doughnuts…" started mumbling hunter with pink eye-patch.
"We don't know." stated the Parrot. "Are you going to help us of what?"
"Mommy, I think, we should eat that bird for supper… I don't like him…" whispered James.
"No one going to eat talking and flying bird, as long as it alive." harangued Harry.

"What kind of help do you need?" asked Ron with frowned look on his face.
"Well… We… Need…" bumbled oldest hunter with three legs.
"We need Noah’s ark…" spat thousand-year-old and rubbed his neck.

"What the bloody hell?!" Lily raised her eyebrow.
"We will help you." stated Albus.
"Son, are you drunk?" asked Harry.
Albus ignored question and asked one more by his own:
"When shall we begin…"