Friendship has a price

If you want to be my friend
Friendship has a price
And this price is in food
So let me give you some advice

You can buy me some falafel
I will thank you very much
Cause I really love falafel
But if you buy me you can't touch

Also a Mallawach
will be very nice
So buy me a Mallawach
With Humus and some spice

And if you'll buy me pizza
I'll pet you on your head
But if you touch my pizza
I promise you'll be dead

But if you buy me Bamba
I may share with you just one
Though if you ask for more
For you here there is none

So you can buy me food
Every single day
But don't you touch my food
With that I'm not okay

Buy me snacks and lunch
Of every sort and kind
For as long as you buy me food
Our souls will be entwined

But even if you are my soul mate
I don't really care
When you touch my food
You better beware

Cause if it's tasty it's all mine
And I'm not going to share
So if you buy me a bag of Tapuchips
You can have the air