The Horse (A poem made of limericks)

Once upon a time there was a horse,
he had joined the U.S. force.
He invaded into Greece,
but their war was quite a miss.
Greeks have shown him who's the boss.

But for horsey it wasn't enough,
"It doesn't have to be that rough."
So he invaded into France,
again, he didn't have a chance.
French could only laugh.

Horsey was extremly upset,
"Now what will I possibly get?"
So he went to Israel,
it was as hot as it's in hell,
then he and the president had met.

Now the horse is a minister,
"this job is much easier."
He makes rules and people obey,
"Israel's a great place, I must say!"
U.S, you say? Israel is much better!