Facebook

Are you ready for a little chat,
about magic in the internet.
It's a story about a social door,
you haven't seen before.

If you want to talk to me wherever you are,
even if you're close, or if you're far.
If you want to be on the hook,
simply take a look.

Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
everybody loves you so.
Uh, uh, uh, oh, oh,
never gonna let you go.

Do you want to be my friend,
if you wanna talk to me once again.
If you want to come to my house,
I'm in a distance of a mouse.

Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
everybody loves you so.

You're logging in,
then it begins.
Soon the facebook will take a hook and count you in.
There is no doubt,
that you don't count,
but now you're on facebook anywhere anytime night and day.

Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
everybody loves you so.
Uh, uh, uh, oh, oh,
never gonna let you go.

Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
everybody loves you so.
Uh, uh, uh, oh, oh,
never gonna let you go.

You're logging in,
with zero friends.
Soon all your facebook will be cracked with friends.
We used to meet friends on the street,
but now it's googeling, giggiling, gaggling all day long.

Facebook, uh, oh, oh,
how about a little chat?
Facebook, uh, oh, oh.
Meet you in the internet!

Do you want to publish photoes,
of a trip you had long time ago.
Do you want to meet your wife and make a sin,
or just a beauty queen?

Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
everybody loves you so.
Uh, uh, uh, oh, oh,
never gonna let you go.

Now you know what is this all about,
but here comes the hard part.
Do you know what it is?
The hard part's logging out!

Facebook, hu, oh, oh
now I've got a milion friends.
Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
now I've got no life, it ends

Facebook, hu, oh, oh,
everybody loves you so.
Goodbye facebook's friends,
this is how the story ends.