Percy Jackson and the lightning thief – the film – trailer

(This is a parody, friends, so… LUAGH!!!)

He was an ADHD dyselxic boy from the United States.
"Ingutishgition?"
"No, this is the word 'dog'"
"Oh"
"What about this one?"
"optiyrfunit?"
"That one was 'book'"
"Ooh! A butterfly!"

And then, he's suddenly chased by a minotaur.
"Is this thing half man hlaf cow?!"
"Yeah"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIS MOTHER?!"

And when he'll discover that his best friend is actually…
"Satyr?!"
"Ha-ha"
"Half man, half goat?"
"You've got it right."
"Who's the goat from your parents?"
"My father"
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR FATHER?!"

And when he'd understand why his dad wasn't at home.
"My dad is Neptune?"
"Yes, Percy"
"The planet?"
"No, the god"
"Bommer. I wanted to be the son of Neptune the planet…"
"?"

And when Zeus will blame him for stealing his lightning.
"You're guilty!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are"
"Yes I am"
"No you aren't"
"HA-HA!"
"DAMN YOU AND YOUR COMPLICATED TRICKS!"

And when he'd begin a journey to the underworld…
"So I'll just go there, do things, be a hero and you will take me out of there?"
"Ha… suuuuuuuuuuuuure…."

And when he'll meet a blond hot chick and he'll have a crash on her.
"You're pretty"
"You're drooling"
"I don't care"
"I do"

And when his Satyr friend, him and the blond chick will go to the underworld…
"WHAT?!"
"What what?"
"WE'RE OUT OF BLUE GUMMY BEARS?!"

And when they'll meet Hades.
"Wassup, broes"
"Ha?"
"Hades?"
"Yeah, A, it's me, yoh"
"Aren't you supose to be… I don't know… more… mature?"
"I kinda no wanna this, sis"
"Ha-ha, A, he called you 'sis'"

The most amazing, exquisite, delightful and sugar free film of all times.

"Don't you wanna wanna Jackson? Don't you wanna wanna jackson? Don't you wanna wanna Jackson?"
"Percy, stop singing like an idiot and move from the mirror, I need it."
"Sorry, sis"
"Don't call me sis"
"OK, bro"

Percy Jackson and the lightning thief. DON'T MISS IT.