How to cure a broken heart

Today, at English lesson, I was given a task: Imagine I'm DR. Fixit, who gives recepts for some problems and disorders, such as loneliness, unhappiness, broken heart etc.
So, after I had written my answer, I decided to share with you my recepe of curing a broken heart:

First of all, since you're heart is broken, you should find that b**** who broke it, and break her face. Then laugh at her pain. It heals.
The disadvantages of this method is the possibility of you, being sent to jail.

Another way to cure your broken heart is, of course, using a serial killer. Make sure you don't order a cereal killer, because then he will eat all of your cornflakes, and that would be such a shame.

If you still don't want to get involve in a criminal situation, you might as well sit on your couch and eat ice cream. Lots of lots of ice cream. "Self-Pity" taste preferably.

If you are afraid of getting fat, that's okay, a little ice cream won't change anything. You'll look like a pig anyhow.
Well, if you're still not satisfied, there's one last methos to deal with a broken heart: Turn the computer off, move your ass and go out of your house. You can always jump out of a bridge, or just let sharks eat you. As long as you comit suicide, it's okay. That WILL heal your broken heart.

Glad to help!