Harry Potter and the annoying kids – chapter 4

"He turned into…"
"Shiny green marshmallow!" screamed Lily.
"Sweet, Merlin! A marshmallow? The instruction said, that he will turn into rainbows' and Teddy Bears' fan! Not into a desert…" Draco humbled and disappeared with green smokes.

Suddenly appeared camel. Jumpy, sad little camel. The camel looked around, swallow spits, blinked and finally saw smelly and gorgeous marshmallow.

"Please, don't EAT ME…" said visionary Marshmallow in camel's mind.
"I'd love to. I'm on harsh Sea Diet. I see food, grab and eat it. My nutritionist is hyena. But I want you. Sooo bad. You're the best damn thing in my empty life. I HAVE to eat you. You are my future…"

"Stop philosophize, Johnny. Come on! Just eat it! You'll regret it later." said little moth in Camel Johnny’s ear. Moth's name was Julius. Julius Moth. He was named after great and famous Someone. That was his name – Julius Someone. He invented brightness control in TV. That didn't really matter, because there is no television in magic world.

However, Johnny was in deep thought. He was wondering, if he would eat the marshmallow, no one would be harmed. Well, except marshmallow. But if he would not eat that delicious sweet… It would hurt Johnny’s feelings and pride. But most of it all – his STOMACH.
"Are you going to eat my husband or not?!" screamed Ginny.
"Oh, keep quiet, woman. Let Johnny think. He's smarty. He will know what to do…" said Julius with most Scottish smile that he could make.

"Sweet goodness! Give my father back!" said Albus and thundered with his eyes. Then he tore his clothes into pieces and flew out through chimney. First, he tried to escape via window. But window was closed, so he just hit his nose and passed away though dirty pipe.

"Albus!" yelled out Ginny. "Get your ass back here! Do you know how much I paid for those clothes? 'I've already told you that you're not a superman. You CAN'T fly or tear clothes with bare hands. Do you understand?!"
"Yes, Mom…" Albus just rolled eyes and landed on his sister.

"Mooooom!" shouted James.
"WHAT!?"

"Someone just ate Dad…"

Then Ginny passed out. James looked up into his uncle, who tried hard to chew Harry. When everybody went crazy, camel Johnny decided to slip away together with Moth.

Suddenly huge blast made everyone deaf for a minute. When smokes disappeared, showed up a silhouette…