Harry Potter and the annoying kids – chapter 3

James Sirius started to scream that it's not fair that he doesn't call to a rescue. Lily was crying that she can't live with the letter H anymore and Albus Severus said: "It's must be a dinosaur".

Ron opened the package. He showed everyone the weird thing that he just found. A scarf. Pink scarf.

Ginny waved her wand and said the magic words: "Underwereless, Harry!" and suddenly the scarf turn to a blonde hair wizard.

"Draco Malfoy" said Harry with his silly accent.
"Harry" Said Malfoy with unaccepted voice. His voice was really happy.
"I love men now!" Said Draco like the boy from the Simpsons movie.
"Oh no!" Said Ginny.
"What?" asked Harry.
"You are awesome so every gay boy fall in love with you!" said Ginny.
"I know that I'm awesome" said Auguste Harry.

"Harry?" asked Malfoy "Do you want a… potion… I mean… Soda?"
"Of course" said Harry.
Harry drank the soda and suddenly he started to shine.

"What?!" shouted Draco "He isn't gay now! What wrong?"
"I can't believe that you turn into a…" said Ginny.
"Mum, what is this thing? What dad is now?"
"He turned into…" said Ginny.