Harry Potter and the annoying kids – chapter 12

She had no idea what was wrong with her when she decided marry that moron. Yes, he was a boy, who lived, a hero… But now he's just pile of uncontrolled thoughts.

"Guys, the kids left few hours ago. What are you still doing here? And Ron, please, get up from the floor. You will muddy it."
"Wait! What? Kids already on their halfway and we're still here? Harry, what are we still doing here?!" Ron panicked. He stood up as soon, as he heard that new. He forgot about deadly passing out from fear a minute ago.
"What the bloody hell are we waiting for?! Harry, take new pair of underwear and let's go!"

"Hello?! Is anybody home?" asked Ginny as she knocked on Ron's empty skull. "It's quarter after one! You won't see anything but your nose in that dark. You should wait the morning. At least until dawn…"

"But… But… Woman! I can't let the band of childish thieves win our race! Is that normal?"
"Ron, I will feed you in the morning with delicious breakfast…"
"Well, maybe that idea not that bad, after all…" red haired man acted like he was thinking. "Ok. We'll be here until breakfast. Good night!" and he shuffled off his leather jacket and flew to James' bed.
"I swear, it feels like that man grew up with pigs…" bumble Ginny and cleaned up mess after brother.

…NEXT MORNING…

"Good morning, sis! What's for breakfast?" Ron stormed into kitchen and sat down on cupboard. Harry was reading his daily 'People' subscription and sipping his tea with salt. He just raised his glasses to look up how was Ron and fathom out into article about Britney Spears.

"Oh wow, you’re up early, Ron!"
"Who said I slept?" he smiled. "I was planning our trip, Harry. Those little machines of snots and slavers won't beat us up that easily. Right, partner?.. Partner?" Ron missed Harry's agreeable voice.
"Well, Ron, look… Maybe we should just… Just let the kids… Maybe they should win… Ha? What do you think about that?"

"You… You… You bet-t-t-raying m-m-m-e?.."
"Shh… Ron, no. I just wanted…"
"You're big and fat liar! I am leaving you! Right now!"
"What about breakfast, Ron?! I made pancakes!.." Ginny tried to save situation.
"Well… Ok. I'll leave you on the morrow, after breakfast and pancakes." Ron sat down on high kitchen stool and started to eat. He chewed every bite so dangerous. He imagined that bites are heads of Harry. His ex-best friend…