Harry Potter and the annoying kids – chapter 10

"Do you know where is that… thing?" asked James.
"No idea. Just let's go. We'll find something. We'll use 'Google Maps' or something… Merlin…" mumbled Albus.

They traveled. Traveled. Decided to stop. Took a nap. Ate. Traveled. Visited forgotten aunt. Sang. Saw few citizens. Traveled.

Well, their day was boring, until they met few dangerous looking sheep.
"Wazaaaaap?" asked sheep.
"Nothing." answered Albus with his British snobbery. "We're just looking for synagoogle…"
"Synagogue, you idiot." corrected other sheep.

All that time, James was scared and shook from deadly fear. He was afraid of sheep. Especially with tattoos, like that ones. He could kill rhino and wouldn't even blink, but he couldn't even look at those shaggy balls.

"Is everything ok?" asked third sheep. James was just staring at ground, so Sheep couldn't stop herself from asking. "You have nice pair of shoes…"
"Yes. Thank you." James talked with the ground. "This is alligator's skin. They're unique."
"Ohhh… I see…" sheep decided to look interested. "Where you can buy some? You know, I used to have alligator as a pet, at home, but that little son of bitch escaped… They're so ungrateful! Don't you think so?"
James still said nothing. He just stared at wet pavement, as it was the most interesting creature in the world. What could he say, anyways? He never had any pet. Well, he had elephant named Pinkie. But Pinkie ran away other night. He got free out of his huge leash and loped off to forest.

In meanwhile, first sheep was learning Albus how to find way out of maze and how to roll his eyes. Literally. Sheep took out eyes and let them roll down the hill. He learned that in army of butterflies. He was a general there.

Then someone remembered that the brothers were looking for synagoogle. Sheep showed the way and waved, as they said goodbye. Shame, but Albus still couldn't roll his eyes. No matter how hard he tried. He's bad roller. It's in DNA… And their family's DNA wasn't created of rocking or rolling…

There they went. The roof of mysterious synagoogle showed up. Boys ran near white doors. They opened up. The light blinked them for few seconds. But then, something moved in their left…