Don't trust liquids

You think they're innocent, you think you can trust them, they're everywhere, and you cannot do anything about that, but that's nothing less than a ticking bomb, waiting to be exploded in your delighted face.
Yes, I'm talking about the world first enemy, and no, not Iran. I'm speaking about liquids.

I'm sure you all use water for drinking, showers, watering your plants (They're going to die anyway because you're terrible), but have you known that water might be fatal? The latest researches have prooven that 100% of the people who had consumed water before 1890 were dead. In addition, it was prooved that water are the number one reason of death out of drowning!

As if it's not enough, there are more terrifing liquids in our close envirenment. One of the most horrible liquids in our world is the blood. Each and everyone of us contains a large amound of blood in each and every part of our bodies, which popps out the question:"Why is it always trying to get out of us?", Is it trying to run away and steal our bodies with it? Blood might be a planted spy in our bodies from the goverment, and it's trying to see whether we think against the regime. Creepy, isn't it?

All in all, I believe non of us should trust liquids.