don't read that story

Why are you looking at this?
this is not funny.
It's not sophisticated.
this does not give you an advantage in life ..
but still, if you have been asking me why I'm writing this, I say- I could give up and leave it blank. But no, I write and write without any reason. And now this moment you may quit reading. But if you really believe i wrote something clever here, you're right! Thanks for your time here, reading, it matters a lot to me.
And now, here's the wise statement I promised you:
"Do not be a salad. be the best god damm broccoli you can ever can be!"
– Pewdiepie. Thank's for reading!‏‏